unclefather:

me: there’s a hair in my food

my mom: eat it, it’s protein

me: image

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dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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veryraresecrete:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

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leahlove15:

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

THIS.

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